From the Headmaster:
        
        After a Thanksgiving  and Leavers’ service in the Priory, Speech Day continued with prize-giving in  the sports hall. 
          The Headmaster’s address (slightly abridged) follows:
          
          Pupils  of St Bees School, Professor Sir James Underwood and Lady Underwood, Chairman  of Governors, parents and friends. 
          There  is no doubt that the greatest feature of St Bees School is not our wonderful  location, nor our superb buildings, not the incredibly supportive parents  prepared to make great sacrifices to send children here and not even the  wonderfully dedicated staff but in fact our pupils. I always have and always  will believe that at this very special school we have amazingly talented  pupils. Along with all the other facts that I’ve just mentioned they join  together to create this most spectacular thing known as the St Bees School  community and that is what we come together to celebrate today.
          
          We  started this year with quite a bang as we received the examination results in  August showing that our Upper Sixth pupils had managed to secure the most  outstanding set of results for some significant time at the school. An  eye-watering 43% of all A level examinations taken were awarded the top marks  of A* or A. 95% of all examinations taken were awarded between an A* and a C  grade. The result of these magnificent grades was that our leavers were confidently  able to take up their places at many of the leading universities in this  country and abroad. In fact the statistic that I am most proud of is that 95%  of our pupils were successful in gaining entry to their first choice of  university.
          
          Mark  Twain popularised the saying in ‘Chapters from My Autobiography’, “Figures  often beguile me,” he wrote, “particularly when I have the arranging of them  myself”; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with  justice and force: “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and  statistics.” Having been involved in the running of schools for several years  now, I am incredibly cynical of the whole system of league tables and  educational statistics. I feel they represent a very small picture of the  achievements of our pupils and take into account no recognition of the pastoral  care, extra-curricular opportunities and wider life-skills that schools like  ours provide in abundance. The crux of the problem, as I see it, is that  schools are such diverse and complex places that it simply isn't possible to  reduce the good we do to a set of numbers. And even if the figures suggest one  school is doing better than another, they offer no insight as to why. 
          
          However,  whilst I absolutely stand by this view, when these statistics show you at the  top of the league tables not only for Cumbria, but as the leading  co-educational boarding school in the North-West, then maybe we can allow  ourselves a chance to celebrate!
          
          At  GCSE we were again highly successful with a magnificent 100% pass rate and  again 43% of our pupils securing grades of A* or A in their examinations. Later  on in our proceedings we will have a chance to celebrate the achievements of  three of our pupils, Dani Lewis, Amelia Tyson and James Brookes, who were  successful in gaining a clean sweep of A* and A grades, achieving between them  26 A* and 10 A grades.
          
          All  of these outstanding results are a great tribute to the hard work and  dedication of our pupils and their teachers and the families who have supported  them during their time at St Bees School. Of course what these sorts of  statistics don’t show are the many pupils at the school who achieve equally  impressive results by scoring the much coveted C grade in a subject in which  they have battled hard for two years. Many of our pupils were successful in  gaining significantly higher results than they might have expected according to  our baseline models and I am incredibly proud to celebrate all of their  achievements.
          
          At  least during my tenure as Headmaster, St Bees School will never become an  examination factory. Of course we will always strive to enable our pupils to  maximise and often exceed their potential and achieve the best results possible,  but we will do that within an environment where they are still able to take  leading roles on the sports field, stage, concert hall, deep in mud on a CCF  expedition, out on the fells and in supporting magnificent charitable projects  both locally and internationally. As members of the St Bees community, I want  our pupils to feel that they have access to a wide range of exciting  opportunities both within and beyond the classroom, and to be able to share in  the adventure of learning together with other likeminded people, talented and  dedicated staff, supportive parents and a vast network of former pupils. This  is a powerful combination and one which I believe is the key to success. In the  words of John Donne, “No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a  piece of the continent, a part of the main.”
          
          The  St Bees journey begins now in our flourishing Prep department. It is a constant  source of pleasure to see the youngest children in the school going about their  business, using the facilities, comfortable in their surroundings and very much  a part of the school community.
             
          Whilst  reading up on recent government changes to the work in our early years’ class,  I decided to look for the word ‘fun’. To my delight the search engine reported  it had found several hundred references, the only problem was each time I found  the word fun it was closely followed by the word ‘ding’! But here at St Bees, our  Prep Department know not only how to work hard but also how to have fun. Here  are just a few highlights of the things which they have enjoyed this year:
          Learned  to play a musical instrument taster day with the Music Department.
          They  have watched the Whitehaven stage of cycling’s Tour of Britain - in the rain! 
          Had  a visit from former Head Boy, Chris Sharman, to explain about his career as a  vet. 
          Celebrated  World Book Day by dressing up as their favourite character - lots of Harry  Potter look-alikes!
          Enjoyed  a talk from the Owl Trust after which they discovered there are barn owls  behind the Whitelaw building. Real owls in the Prep – just like Hogwarts! Then  the highlight of the day as they examined owl poo to see what owls eat!
          A  magnificent Christmas Nativity Play. 
          The  annual Christmas Crafts Event – glue and glitter, cutting and sticking. Fun for  all the family. And Carol singing, too.
          A  visit to see the Mayor of Whitehaven.
          A  visit to Morgan Sindall's site in Whitehaven, where they are building new  offices for Sellafield. In return they built the prep an outside hutch for  Rory, the Prep Rabbit!
          Baking  activities with Madame Mouette – Mother's Day cupcakes and Father's day  pizza-themed cookies.
          Pancake  tossing in the school grounds.
          Art  on the beach, PE on the beach, walks on the beach, ice cream on the beach. Any  excuse to go to the beach!
          A  stunning music recital – where they showed off their instrument skills – piano,  clarinet, guitar followed by some wonderful singing.  
          Sporting  activities against other schools in the Copeland cluster – Football, Hockey, Tri  Golf, Cross Country, gymnastics and netball.
          Planting  seeds as part of the Morrisons’ ‘Gardening for Schools’ initiative. 
          Then  finally earlier this week, the annual two-day adventure training residential  visit featuring ghyll scrambling, rock climbing, canoeing and some lovely  nature walks.
          
          This  year has seen a number of exciting developments on the site. Over the course of  last summer we completely renovated the Fox Music School and spent a  considerable amount of money equipping it with new resources. We now have a  state of the art Apple Mac computer studio, running recording and composition  software, which enables our pupils to create their own music and to record  their pieces.
          
          Following  the floods there was a great deal of damage caused to our Home Economics room;  but every cloud has a silver lining, and again last summer, we were able to  completely refit this facility and create a bright and welcoming place where  under the expert guidance of Mrs Evans, our budding Jamie Olivers and Mary  Berrys can create their culinary masterpieces.
          
          I  reported last year on the developments at Grindal House, and extensive work has  been carried out to all four boarding houses over the course of this year to  continue to provide our boarders with the best facilities possible. Due to a  growing interest in boarding, this summer will see further work undertaken with  additional bed spaces being added to Bega House.
          
          Thanks  to the artistic eye of Mr Midwood and the support of the Bursar, I’m delighted  to say that we have made significant strides in brightening up the school with  fresh colourful paintwork all around the site and what a difference it has  made.
          
          Outside  the buildings we invested heavily in doing some serious work to help with the  drainage of the Crease and I’m thrilled to say that for the most part this has  been highly successful and combined with the care and attention of our ground  staff led by David Lamb, our pitches have been in excellent condition. To  complement this, we also decided that it was time to put some much needed  effort into preserving our historic pavilion. Built in 1893 there was no doubt  that it was showing its age, and through the care and expertise of our  maintenance staff, we have been able to transform it back to its former glory.  I am looking forward to welcoming Mrs Joan Lees, widow of distinguished former  Headmaster, Geoffrey Lees, to officially open this fine facility in his name on  Old St Beghians’ Day this September.
          
          Another  area of development this year has seen us actively engaging with a whole host  of local junior schools organising special days to offer them a taste of life  at St Bees School and offering our pupils a chance to show their amazing  leadership credentials. The fact that attendance at our Open Days has shot  through the roof, shows that there is real interest in the school as a serious  choice for local parents. This year we had more people applying for entry into  our First Form than we could accept, a position we haven’t been in for many  years.
          
          I’m  also delighted that we have been engaging much more with the local community,  getting involved and supporting local events. We are very fortunate to have  excellent links with St Bees Priory and I am very grateful to the wardens for  all their support in allowing us to use this magnificent building. The Chaplain  was keen to appoint a ministry associate this year and it has been a real joy  to welcome Mr Ben Shires to the staff, sharing a role between our two  organisations and contributing enormously and with real energy to both. It was  also a pleasure to be able to share in the service of confirmation earlier this  year. One of the major schemes I am most proud of, is our association with  Rosehill Theatre. Their Director, Richard Elder, has a great vision for  Rosehill and through a creative partnership with the theatre as part of the  ‘Rosehill on the Road’ programme we have been able to host two magnificent  concerts here at the school and the Priory featuring world famous performers,  Paul Lewis on the Piano and the Ellias String Quartet. This summer will also  see us collaborating in bringing the National Youth Choir’s training Choir to  St Bees for their summer residential featuring concerts from the Choir, Tenor  Nicky Spence and the Crioch Quartet.
            
          With  advancements in technology, it has never been more important for us to ensure  that we have the best IT facilities we can provide for our pupils. It is fair  to say that we have a large task ahead of us as investment in this area has not  really kept pace with change. However, I am delighted that the governors have  agreed to a significant investment in IT over the forthcoming years. We have  started with completely replacing the server systems in the school. A little  like the engine in a car, you can’t see anything from the outside but you certainly  notice the difference once you get started. This has been an enormous job and  not without its fair share of difficulties. Despite meticulous planning,  introducing twenty-first century technology to historic listed buildings was  never going to be easy. I am very grateful to the staff, pupils and parents for  their patience as we have undertaken this task.   We have also managed to start a rolling replacement of computers  throughout the site, giving our pupils much faster access to the variety of  programs that they use every day. We continue to grapple with the issue of  introducing wi-fi to the school and I’m delighted to report that this system is  being launched today.
            
          New  and improved facilities are hugely important as we seek to develop and we are constantly  looking at opportunities to benefit our pupils as funds allow. At the same  time, we continue to work assiduously at what I think of as the fundamentals,  the essential virtues if you like, of any school with aspirations to  excellence, above all in teaching and learning. Over the last two years we have  made significant developments in ensuring that we provide the best possible  opportunities both inside and beyond the classroom for our pupils. You will  have seen many new initiatives introduced as we seek to address the points  raised in our inspection report. New policies and procedures have been  implemented and there has been a great deal of change. I must, at this point,  pay tribute to the staff for stepping up to the challenge of what has been a remarkable  time of change for them. Winston Churchill said, “to improve is to change, to  be perfect is to change often”. Well I’m not sure we’re perfect but I am hugely  grateful to all my colleagues in embracing swift change as we have sought to  take St Bees forward. I am fortunate to be able to work with people who are  teachers of children not just of subjects. The art of being a teacher, and  believe me it is an art form, risks being lost in a maze of narrowly focussed  and misdirected political gimmicks, which Mr Gove tells us will drive up  academic standards. I believe passionately that outstanding pastoral care has  to be at the very heart of any school community. Mr Gove would have us label  our children as learners, data sets or perhaps even mobile profit centres and I  really do fear that we risk children losing their identity as individuals in a  data-driven swamp.
          
          Ladies  and Gentlemen, this is a special day for many who will be leaving St Bees  School either today or at the end of this term. Schools are places that never  stand still but that doesn’t make the process of saying goodbye to pupils and  staff we have known so well any easier.
          
          I’d  like to start with our Upper Sixth leavers. For many this is the end of a seven  year journey and for others a much briefer two year one through St Bees School,  and I know that I can honestly say that we will miss you just as much as I hope  you will miss us. We have been truly blessed with a quite remarkable set of  pupils in the Upper Sixth this year and they have led the school magnificently.  Under the watchful eye and unflappable exterior calm of Thomas George and the  encouraging and relentless cheerfulness of Julieanne Thompson, our Upper Sixth  have set an extraordinarily high standard. I’m sure that all my colleagues on the  staff would agree that it has been a privilege to work with them. It is  testament to the mutual respect shared between the staff and pupils at the  school that we were all able to enjoy some wonderfully inspirational end of  year pranks as the Upper Sixth said farewell in style. I have to say as a  Headmaster the last few days with any Upper Sixth are always filled with  trepidation, what will they do, who will they upset, how will I ever calm the  Bursar down when they……! 
          Well,  1,000 cups of water were removed from the corridors, 933 balloons from the PE  centre, 500 metres of cling film was retrieved from various parts of the school,  including the inevitable toilet seats, 38 chairs were removed from the  temporary fort that was once the sixth form common room, twenty classroom and  toilet name plates were returned to their rightful places in Foundation and  eight posters of me as the newly appointed Professor Dumble-Davies were found  around the school, as it had been transformed into “Hogwarts up North” complete  with our very own dementors hanging out of the sixth form common room windows –  causing much bemusement on the faces of a visiting local history group that  afternoon; but not perhaps so much confusion as the sight of two goldfish who  had to be rescued from the water coolers and one UKIP sign proudly displayed at  the main entrance! At the end of the day we were still smiling and much fun was  enjoyed by all, not least the Third and Fourth Form pupils who helped members  of the SMT to fill the Sixth Form’s cars with the 933 balloons from the PE  Centre!
          
          As  our leavers move on from here this afternoon I’d just like to ask you to keep  in mind that your life must never be reduced to what is on your CV, or what job  you have, or how much money you earn. Please don’t ever forget that the many  opportunities that your parents, teachers and friends have laboured - and often  sacrificed – to give you are nobody’s God-given right. Perhaps one of the  biggest challenges you will face in this fast-paced world is not falling into  the trap of taking things for granted. As you set out on your journey, I’d urge  you to keep the words of the Irish writer, James Joyce, in mind. He referred to  life’s ‘epiphanies’, those magical moments when you recognise just how rich and  meaningful even the most unlikely experience can be. Whatever the results of  the summer are, I am convinced that each and every one of you has a magnificent  future ahead and I can assure you that all of us at St Bees School will be here  for you.
            
          Of  course it is not just members of our Upper Sixth that are leaving; sadly this  time of the year also sees us inevitably saying farewell to a number of members  of staff.  I am faced with the momentous  task of wishing two Welsh giants of the St Bees Common Room all the best as  they hang up their rugby boots and CCF uniform respectively and head for life  at a slightly slower pace.
          
          Huw  Lewis joined St Bees School in 1989 from a large London comprehensive and there  can be no doubting the influence he has had on literally thousands of young St  Beghians. It is a little known fact that Huw was a former premier rugby player  for Blackheath, competed as an international hurdler and indeed ran in the  first London Marathon back in 1981. I suppose given that this was 33 years ago  we can forgive him for the fact that he now chooses to cycle the incredibly  long distance of 200 yards from the PE centre to the Common Room!
          
          During  his time at the school, Huw was the Housemaster of School House and took the  role very seriously taking care, at one point, of no less than 92 boys from  eleven different countries. He took it as a personal mission to introduce many  of them to the mysterious game of rugby for the first time; his wife Chris  remembers fondly many a young man from a far flung corner of the globe  returning to the house cold and covered in mud thus affirming in their mind the  fact that the Brits were indeed a crazy bunch.   He has led many sports’ tours across continents from South Africa to Sri  Lanka, Paris to Pontypridd and, when not leading the tours, he was often busy  running the ever popular ski trips.
          
          Huw  took the then School House pantomime to new heights re-writing the scripts in  order to find every opportunity to mention sheep. One thing that all his former  charges remember is his early morning greeting of ‘Morning Boys! Glorious  Day!!’ This cheerful early morning call didn’t always sit well with adolescent  youths on a cold dark Cumbrian morning, but it is what they had inscribed on a  commemorative plate when he stepped down from duties on house.
          
          Huw  was responsible, along with Hugh Turpin, for starting the tradition of Fringe  Week at the school and giving us a time of wonderful music echoing around the  corridors. One of  his favourite phrases will continue to live on at the school, displayed proudly  on the sports notice board for all to see - ‘Modesty in Victory, Dignity in  Defeat’. In many respects, it is the values enshrined in these words that sum  up Huw. His legacy to St Bees will be in having given to countless pupils a  deep love for sport regardless of ability.
            
          Moving  on to fellow Welshman Jeff Evans, here is another long serving member of the common  room. Jeff joined St Bees six years after Huw from Mill Hill School in London.  Many of you will know that Mill Hill and St Bees have historic links going back  to a time when Mill Hill were evacuated here during the Second World War.  Indeed they had their field-centre close to here in the village of Dent, and it  was on trips to the Western Lakes that Jeff fell in love with the area, writing  in his letter of application to the then Headmaster that he felt he wasn’t  really a ‘metropolitan type’. Prior to being at Mill Hill, Jeff had been Head  of English at Radley College and Canford School. Writing in his reference for  Jeff, the former warden of Radley commented, ‘I believe Mr Evans to be a very  good all round schoolmaster whose wide range of talents would fit him well for  the post of Head of Department at such a distinguished school as St Bees.’ Well  as they say, the rest was history and Jeff has certainly lived up to and  exceeded the sentiments expressed in his reference.
            
          It  would be true to say that Jeff has certain traditions and perhaps even some may  say peculiarities and he is certainly a creature of habit, believing strongly  that whatever the clock may say, it is never the afternoon until a gentleman  has had his luncheon. Renowned for not holding back on his thoughts, Jeff is  someone who calls a spade a spade or perhaps even a shovel!  Jeff has worked closely with many colleagues  in helping to present drama of an extremely high standard and this was  evidenced earlier this year in producing a captivating performance of Shakespeare’s  Comedy of Errors. He is also not afraid to tread the boards himself and who  could forget his performance last summer as the Priest in the Art of Coarse  Acting?
          
          Never  happier than when out with the CCF, Jeff has worn his uniform proudly since  1976 when he was first commissioned whilst at Canford School. Sharing a love  for the phrase, ‘You stupid boy’, Lt Col Evans would sometimes be referred to  as St Bees own version of Captain Mainwaring. Jeff has been our Contingent  Commander here since 2004 and has given countless numbers of cadets many  wonderful opportunities. He was responsible for helping to introduce the Duke  of Edinburgh’s Award into the CCF, and as we know, this is now a jewel in the  school’s crown. In 2006 he was awarded the Platinum Award for Volunteers and  this was followed by the Lord Lieutenant’s Certificate in 2008. He has trained  and guided many staff through the intricacies of the CCF and led countless  camps at various locations across the country. Unsurprisingly, Jeff’s  leadership of the contingent was highly regarded during our most recent  inspection by Air Commodore Quigley. Whilst he leaves the CCF in the incredibly  capable hands of Linda Johnston as Contingent Commander, there is no doubt that  we will certainly miss his presence on the parade ground and in the classroom.
          
          I  would like to record my thanks to both Huw and Jeff for such long and  distinguished service to the school and would ask you to join me in wishing  them well.
        
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